A totally accurate account of my life

I was born and raised in a barn in the cow-infested flatlands of Lower Saxony. From a young age on, I had to work in the peat mines to support my seven siblings. Only two of us survived the cold and hard rural winters of 90’s northern Germany.

One day, a wizard came to visit and took pity in our plight. He gifted us Magical Musical Instruments(TM) to make a career out of making music. I became a social worker instead, lol.

But I never stopped making music, and over the years my confidence rose to a point at which I was ready to show the world what I can do. Which was little at the time, but through dedication and hard work, I got better, I guess.